Tuesday, September 30, 2008

A new reason to go to the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade

I went to this parade once, and it was overrated. Would be more fun to be in than to watch. But now! A group of performance artists who got rained out the last time they tried it have rescheduled their "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" parade reenactment for the Halloween fest. It’s sort of a flash mob thing and they are looking for volunteers to be extras. How much '80s nostalgia can you take?

Super awesome quote about the bailout plan

“This is a huge cow patty with a piece of marshmallow stuck in the middle of it and I am not going to eat that cow patty,” said Representative Paul Broun, Republican of Georgia.

I love Georgia.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Another Black Monday?

Man oh man am I glad I don't have money in the stock market. What a crazy day-week-month-year!

Monday means "Metropolitan Diary" in the Times

Wherein in New Yorkers submit annoyingly charming anecdotes about city life. This one, from today's paper, is not cute, as they think it is, but alarming.

Dear Diary:

My children are proud to be New Yorkers, and they love the excursions we take around the city. But I didn’t realize how much it had skewed their perspective until we took them camping in northern Wisconsin this summer.

One night in the country the skies were so clear that the constellations and the Milky Way were incredibly sharp and beautiful.

“Wow,” my 9-year-old son said, “it looks just like the planetarium!

Friday, September 26, 2008

This is one of the worst CNN headlines I've seen in a while

Woman goes raw, loses half herself

Quoi?

Thursday, September 25, 2008

If you, like me, would rather look at funny things online than do your work…


…you must check out this site!

It’s Lovely! I’ll Take It! A collection of poorly chosen photos from real estate listings.

The commentary on this site perennially makes me laugh in a completely inappropriate volume for the office. Fan.tastic.



My impressions of the financial brouhaha

I’m no economist (I can’t even pay my own bills). But $700 billion sounds like an awful lot of money to me. And isn’t this America, where we trust the market to regulate itself? If we start bailing out companies, I wonder where we stop. How much do we let the government control before it gets to be too much? I also wonder what would really happen without this rescue plan.

Bush said last night that “a long and painful recession” could occur if Congress does not act quickly. Funny, but it seems to me we’re in for a long and painful recession either way.

I find this alarming: “It was the first time in Mr. Bush’s presidency that he delivered a prime-time speech devoted exclusively to the economy.” (NY Times). Really? That tells me a certain someone has spent a little too much of his presidency focusing on unnecessary foreign conflicts instead of troubles at home.

Also, I agree with Obama that it’s possible to help deal with this crisis and debate foreign policy. McCain’s campaign suspension smacks of political one-upmanship: “I care about the economy so much more than my opponent—see?” Please.

Besides if you cancel the debate it ruins my Friday night plans.

(Doesn’t Bush look adorable in this photo? Is he wearing blush?)

Does anyone else have this problem?

I occasionally give money to good causes (Sierra Club, Nature Conservancy, Women Against Sarah Palin—not a real group but should be). This apparently puts me on a DONATOR! list that tells other worthy causes to deluge me with solicitations. For some reason, the gimmick they all use is to send labels with a little picture and my name and address. This is somehow supposed to entice or guilt me into forking over cash. Looking for a pen in a drawer at home last night I was shocked to see how many sheets of these I’ve accumulated.

I have seascapes and forests, pinecones and grapes, birds of every color, wintry scenes and picturesque shacks, caterpillars and ladybugs, autumn leaves and Christmas snow—I even have Ziggy! I could wallpaper my bathroom with these labels! I could decorate a binder for every high-school subject! I could cover my body with them and go as Do-Gooder Girl for Halloween!

I am perplexed. I only mail about one letter a month—my rent. At that rate, I’ll have to live at this same address for the next 38.4 years to use up all these labels! Even if you include my Christmas card mailing (send me your address before I forget!) that’s only about another 12 I use up each year.

I’m taking suggestions. I’d write you all adoring letters in longhand, but these labels are free and stamps are not. There’s the rub.

Feel free to send me suggestions.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

BTW, a nickel to anyone who can re-punctuate the sentence below in the correct way. You did realize it was a joke, right? (I've already heard from one reader who didn't get my humor.)

Dont make me come over there and punch you’re face in.....just because you like everyone else cant be bothered to say ‘Carolyn how do I use a semicolon’? What are you a high school-student?—You should know better, the end.

Why should the genders be reading separate books, anyway?


Esquire released its list of the 75 Books Every Man Should Read, to which Jezebel responded with 75 Books Every Woman Should Read. My tally?

I’ve finished 19 of the books for women and 14 of the books for men. What does this mean? I’m a woman! or, I should read more!

I’m actually a very fast (i.e. sloppy) reader, and I feel like I read for pleasure all the time. So how is it possible my totals are so low? What the heck have I been reading all this time? I blame the list compilers for having lame taste. And also my short attention span, because there are at least 12 more books on these lists I’ve started to read and put down, and many more I really intend to read. At some point. Later.

First, War and Peace.

Woman Alive = amazing

I just absolutely have to share these. Over at Jezebel they’ve discovered a trove of fabulous women’s self-help books from the 1970s, called the Woman Alive series. The books and the commentary from Jezebel are absolutely hilarious. (Read: giggling at my work computer again. Very suspicious.)

A Lovelier You

How to Decorate Without Going Broke

The American Family in Trouble

Food for Life, Love, and Looks

What a wonderful time to have been alive! Sorry I missed it.

The whole world’s gone gay!


It’s a sign of the apocalypse! Get Sarah Palin to pray for us!

Clay Aiken: I’m Gay
Lohan confirms she's dated woman 'a very long time'

Er, I mean, thank god these two have finally put the rumors to rest. I wish it didn’t have to be the result of hounding by the paparazzi and celebrity media, but I’ll take an admission of homosexuality over a lame denial.

It’s okay to be gay or lesbian or bi, kids. Don’t be scared.

Really, when do we get to the point where this isn't even a news story?

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

For the love of all things literarily holy

Thanks, Brian, for ruining my day by bringing me the news that Keira Knightley of all (friggin' fraggin') people might play Zelda/Gloria in the film version of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Beautiful and Damned, a novel so far beyond her understanding and talent (not to mention nationality, stature, and demeanor) that I am left speechless to comprehend this casting choice. Stick-Girl, stop ruining my favorite novels!

Brace Yourself: Keira Knightley to Star in Historical Drama

Monday, September 22, 2008

A poem for the first day of fall


Autumn in the Garden by Henry Van Dyke

When the frosty kiss of Autumn in the dark
Makes its mark
On the flowers, and the misty morning grieves
Over fallen leaves;
Then my olden garden, where the golden soil
Through the toil
Of a hundred years is mellow, rich, and deep,
Whispers in its sleep.

'Mid the crumpled beds of marigold and phlox,
Where the box
Borders with its glossy green the ancient walks,
There's a voice that talks
Of the human hopes that bloomed and withered here
Year by year,--
Dreams of joy, that brightened all the labouring hours,
Fading as the flowers.

Yet the whispered story does not deepen grief;
But relief
For the loneliness of sorrow seems to flow
From the Long-Ago,
When I think of other lives that learned, like mine,
To resign,
And remember that the sadness of the fall
Comes alike to all.

What regrets, what longings for the lost were theirs!
And what prayers
For the silent strength that nerves us to endure
Things we cannot cure!
Pacing up and down the garden where they paced,
I have traced
All their well-worn paths of patience, till I find
Comfort in my mind.

Faint and far away their ancient griefs appear:
Yet how near
Is the tender voice, the careworn, kindly face,
Of the human race!
Let us walk together in the garden, dearest heart,
Not apart!
They who know the sorrows other lives have known
Never walk alone.

Things I Learned this Weekend

• Jack Lemmon was adorable, and a fantastic actor, in 1960. (See “The Apartment.”)

• My brother runs fast.

• Ben Greenman, New Yorker editor and writer (and poor judge of short stories), likes to slum it at the same low-budge Boerum Hill coffee shop that we do.

• It takes a really long time to get home from Harlem to Brooklyn in the middle of the night.

• Even at 3:45 a.m., there are lots of people riding the subway. Very reassuring.

• Capoeira came to Brazil via African slaves as martial art masquerading as dance, and looks really neat when performed. Lots of singing and drum beating.

• Male children no longer get haircuts. But maybe that’s just the bourgeois bohemian kids in Park Slope.

• Book club meetings are better when more than 45% of the participants have actually read the book.

• My neighbor does his laundry in a bathrobe. (Dude, you don’t have to wash ALL your clothes at one time.)

• The Emmys are silly.

Happy autumn!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Critics and audiences disagree, shockingly

I considered all kinds of news stories I could post about this morning, but to be honest I’m still preoccupied with the Broadway debut of “A Tale of Two Cities.” (Did I mention that I saw it last week, found it flawed, but developed a crush on the lead actor, James Barbour? Thought so.)

Reviews came in last night, opening night, and are pretty much unanimous that the show is mediocre, at best. I agree with many of their observations (it is too Les Miz-esque, many of the lyrics are terrible, and the characters do tend toward the one-dimensional) but for all that, I enjoyed this show immensely—and, obviously, can’t stop thinking about it. I’m hoping to finagle tickets to see it again.

I know 93% of this blog’s readers are not terrifically interested in this topic, but I’m disregarding that. It’s my blog. :) So I sifted through the heaps of negative (and sometimes downright mean-spirited) comments in the reviews, to show you that I’m not crazy: James Barbour was fantastic in this production. Nearly all the reviews pointed him out as the only shining star amid the murk. (Cick on publication names for full reviews.)

“Barbour delivers a bravura star-making turn, infusing his Carton with a sleepy, sardonic charm that clearly will win over audiences.” –Reuters

“Actually, this Carton—a sensational James Barbour—didn’t put a foot wrong all evening…. The show belonged to Barbour’s sonorous-voiced Carton, one of literature’s first anti-heroes. He sang and acted wonderfully, with a kind of hangdog panache that was both ironic and, on the right occasion, very moving.”—New York Post

“A magnetic performance as Sydney Carton. … Warren Carlyle’s fast-paced direction creates an illusion of meaningful onstage activity that is heightened by the presence of Mr. Barbour, a good actor with a magnificent baritone voice who carries himself as though he were starring in a billion-dollar production of ‘Hamlet.’ If the rest of this show were as strong as his singing, it’d run for a decade.” —Wall Street Journal

“So, is there anything to praise in this misfire? The cast. Rarely have so many glorious voices been brought together for something so commonplace. Barbour has a bass-baritone he can drop to resonant depths and then modulate into airy diminuendos.”—TheaterMania

“The most noteworthy performances find themselves battling against the reductive conception of their roles. This Sydney Carton is more of an endearing sot than the wastrel 'incapable of all the higher and better flights of men' that Dickens so memorably described, but Mr. Barbour’s robust baritone and flashes of self-loathing go a long way toward masking this.”—New York Sun

“The show’s best asset is James Barbour, a charismatic actor with a booming baritone that rocks the rafters.”—NY1

“The paucity of strong songs puts an extra burden on the actors, but they ably meet the challenge. Chief among these performers is James Barbour, who portrays the dissolute Sidney Carton, the show’s late-blooming hero. Barbour has one of those industrial-strength voices, perfectly suited for the kind of full-voiced pyrotechnics that are necessary for larger-than-life shows. Barbour also possesses considerable stage presence, and he nicely accentuates his character’s self-mockery.”—International Herald Tribune

“Barbour is the best asset of this otherwise awful musical. …As Sydney Carton, the drunk, dissolute lawyer who sacrifices his head on the guillotine, Barbour displays matinee idol showmanship and a genuine flair for old-fashioned melodrama. Even if it is not a deep or complex performance, the dark and mysterious presence that he projects is truly winning.”—amNY

“Barbour has a silky, sulky reptilian charisma and a voice that, for all the monotony of the crooning style, has remarkable range and color.”—Newsday

“Mr. Barbour, who played Mr. Rochester in the Broadway musical of “Jane Eyre,” is giving the kind of high-camp, hair-tossing performance New York hasn’t seen from a leading man since Robert Cuccioli lashed the air with his ponytail in 'Jekyll & Hyde.' With a voice that combines the boom of thunder with the breathlessness of Marilyn Monroe and a leaning posture that appears to be in eternal search of a lamppost, Mr. Barbour invests every minute he’s onstage with heavy-lidded, overripe languor. Some might call his performance de trop (well, in Paris they might). But hey, at least he shows signs of life, something otherwise perversely lacking in this tale of historic turmoil.”—New York Times

And lastly, from the city that staged the trial run of this show last year, the sentiment I most agree with:

“‘Tale’ is the kind of show that audiences may enjoy far more than critics, who were generally downbeat about the show.”—Sarasota Herald Tribune




James Barbour with costar Brandi Burkhardt after opening night last night.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

I'm actually editing for once

Meanwhile, go here and watch this video of my new obsession ... I mean, talented actor from "A Tale of Two Cities," which I saw last week in previews and which opens tonight. Buy tickets!

"A Tale of Two Cities" at Broadway on Broadway, Sept. 14

(I would embed it but the vid link's wrong.)

I had them before I even heard of Miss Alaska!

Omigod, I wear rimless glasses. Will people think I'm a Sarah Palin fan? That I love her so much I'm emulating her fashion?

Egads.



Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Note

Seeing old friends makes you feel ... old.

Oh no! They might have to read!

With Power Out, Children Find Idle Time Hard to Fill

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Great, another place to stand on line for 45 minutes

Brooklyn Trader Joe's to open Sept. 26

Why do they keep office buildings the temperature of a meat locker? I ask you.

Monday, September 15, 2008

If only.

The advent of autumn makes me long to be that 12-year-old girl reading a book balanced on drawn-up knees in the late-afternoon sun shooting through oak trees into my bedroom. My head would be filled with heroines and mystery and historic times, the nag of math homework to be done, a rumble in my stomach soon to be quieted by goodies from a well-stocked freezer, and what TV show I might try to get my brothers to let me watch later.

You?

Sunday was hot but massively colorful

After the Wedding March we strolled around the Brooklyn Book Festival and then over to Prospect Park for some football shenanigans. While there, we couldn’t help but notice this GIGANTIC AMERICAN FLAG. (That’s how big it was—necessitating all caps.)

It rolled and waved in the wind and kids (and Brian) found it an outrageously fun toy. Apparently someone was filming a music video. Oh…kay….




March for Equality

On a ridiculously hot day yesterday, some friends and I took part in the Wedding March for Marriage Equality, walking across the Brooklyn Bridge in a show of support for same-sex marriage rights in New York and across the country. The marchers all held umbrellas that together formed a rainbow. We chose yellow. I’m still looking for shots that someone in the march or the media might have taken of the whole march from afar, but here are my own pictures from the center of the rainbow.

Our team, Iron Unicorn, raised $1,045, the second-highest amount of any team in the march. Thanks to all our friends and family who donated! And if you live in California, please vote no on Proposition 8 this November.









(Brian really works that umbrella. Nice.)

Friday, September 12, 2008

What is it about her that's so disturbing?

Remember last week when I wrote about a bad dream I had about Sarah Palin (wherein she threw her vicious little furball of a dog at my neck)? I am not the only one.

Your Dreams (and Nightmares) about Sarah Palin

The theatah...

I saw “A Tale of Two Cities” in previews on Broadway last night, and it was a treat, even though I think Charles Dickens would turn over in his grave, just as would Victor Hugo if he saw the elaborate song-and-dance machine his novel became. The two shows have much in common, not surprising since “A Tale” was produced by two former “Les Miserables” actors and features eight “Les Miz” alums in the cast. (Three Thenardiers! A former Javert now ironically playing the Bastille-imprisoned Dr. Manette! A former Eponine as still-outcast Madame Defarge!)

It was a great show, especially in the pre-intermission portion, and allowed me to suspend my mistrust of traditional musicals as entertainment. As with the last Broadway musical I saw, "Company," one man stole the show (Raul Esparza, you were robbed at the Tony’s!). This time around it was James Barbour as the self-damning drunk, Sydney Carton. There’s nothing dreamy about him, but he pulled off a charismatic stagger and wistful negativity that was quite astonishing. And that voice! Fabulous. I’d almost say he will haunt my dreams as the fetching Lucie Manette haunted his, but that would be a tad melodramatic and my life is not that Dickensian (or is at least lacking in musical numbers).

But if I were rich, I’d see it again.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

It’s worth it to remember—and to examine

I’m going to post a link to a story here that maybe not everyone should click through to, because it involves an image that evokes feelings beyond words, and it might not be something you want to see. It’s a story in Esquire about the photo known as “Falling Man,” an image of a man who jumped from the North Tower on Sept. 11, 2001 and has never been identified. The image ran in several newspapers and then never again, as Americans decided that truth of this nature from that day was just too much for them.

It’s a hard thing to look at, but the story is incredibly absorbing, well-reported, and well-written, covering the photographer’s process, the search for the identity of the man, and the larger issue of voyeurism versus reportage.

Anyway, here’s the link: The Falling Man.

We can be helpful!

I have a friend from L.A. who is visiting New York for two days next week and is looking for things to do. Don’t ask me why on earth someone who’s never been to our fabulous city would only spend 48 hours here—guess he can’t bear to be away from Hollywood too long.

I thought since so many of you are New Yorkers (and there’s nothing they like better than giving their opinion), you might have some suggestions for him! Here are some of my thoughts:

Do: Take the Staten Island Ferry, which is free, so you can get a look at the Statue of Liberty. Do not: Stand on line and pay for the boat that goes out to Liberty Island so you can mill around with people from Kansas. (I’m saying “on line” because that’s what New Yorkers do.)

Do not: Wait on line for two hours to pay $18 to go to the top of the Empire State Building. Do: Look at the lights of the ESB from afar.

Do: Ride the subway—because it’s fun. Whee! Do: Take a taxi in Manhattan at least once. Makes you feel like you’re in a movie.

Do: Spend five minutes after dark in Times Square to gawk. Then get back on a train and go somewhere less touristy. Do not: Go to Olive Garden, Red Lobster, or Bubba Gump’s in Times Square.

Do: Stroll around the West Village and SoHo, the most beautiful and uniquely New York neighborhoods. Do not: Take the “Sex and the City” bus tour there.

Do, if you’re lazy but pressed for time: Take one of the double-decker bus tours so you can see more of the city. But it’ll cost you.

Do: Get delicious halal street food. Do not: Get a dry-as-hell pretzel or hot dog from street vendors. Do: Appreciate the smell of roasted nuts from street carts but do not: Buy them. They smell better than they taste.

Do not: Wear any combination of the following: white athletic shoes, college sweatshirt, cargo shorts, ball cap. I know it’s hard, Eric, but please, if you look like a tourist the locals will hate you.

Do: Walk around Chinatown (not just Canal Street, which is just where you buy knockoff handbags) and Little Italy and the Lower East Side. Look at the tenements and think about what it would have been like to have been an immigrant there 100 years ago. Or now, for that matter. Feel free to romanticize this gritty past, like I do.

Do: Go to Rockefeller Plaza, but not for long, as this is also tourist central. Get there early in the morning to watch the “Today” show taping and housewives from Virginia holding up signs to get Al Roker’s attention.

Do:
Visit the site of the World Trade Center if you feel compelled to make it more real for yourself or pay your respects, etc. While you're down there, do: walk down Wall Street and past the New York Stock Exchange. Bizarrely grand building on very narrow street.

Do: Pay for overpriced drinks in Manhattan. If only because you can’t avoid it. Do not: Complain about it. That’s why we all live in Brooklyn.

Most of all: Do not: Stop in the middle of a sidewalk to look at a map. Do: Drift slowly to the side if you need to pause, so pushy pedestrians like myself do not barrel into you and cuss you out.

What do you guys think?

So much for the spirit of 9/11

After crossing the bridge on the Q train this morning and gazing respectfully over lower Manhattan, my reverie was interrupted by two men getting into a physical fight. One, sitting by the door, accused the other, standing against the door, of “sitting” on him. A pushing and shouting match ensued, wherein they both acted like 5-year-olds, but 5-year-olds where you worry one of them might pull a knife or throw a strong punch. Neither of those things happened, but it prompted the whole train to go quiet to assess the situation before several women from around the car, including me, yelled at them to knock it off.

Ah, New York…

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Oh, for some substance


We have now entered the post-convention, pre-debate campaign doldrums, where the media, lacking real material, scrutinizes every little thing both presidential candidates say for intentional, accidental, or totally nonexistent slights they can blow way out of proportion.

Great.

Incredibly shrinking memorial


Yesterday they unveiled the new new design for the museum and memorial to be built down at the World Trade Center site, and I thought it was interesting so I'm passing it along. Curbed has the best snarky comments, mostly about the museum's drastically reduced size from the previous incarnation (click on their photos to see captions). I found it illuminating to compare the site plan to a map of the Ground Zero area. They're going to re-extend Vesey, Fulton, and Greenwich streets, which makes the whole thing make much more sense. I've been wondering how they intended to fit all the memorial stuff AND the Freedom Tower down there. Any bets on if this will actually get finished anywhere near the 9/11/11 target date?

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I finished watching the last season of "The Wire" last night

And I'd blog about it except I know I have friends who have not had the pleasure of doing so yet. What would you guys do if I told you that........

..., but I kid. I will save my comments until every last one of you has seen it. Get crackin'!

In the news today

NY Times: California: Settlement in Fatal Landslide
Ventura County Star: La Conchita plaintiffs to get ranch

The 2005 landslide in La Conchita, between Ventura and Santa Barbara, was a very sad incident affecting the lives of many people I know. However, I don’t think this ruling basically liquidating a ranch at the top of the hill that collapsed is fair. Every time I drove this stretch of Hwy. 101 I cringed at the sight of the houses crouched in the shadow of a tall, nearly vertical, and clearly unstable cliff that had already been the site of a major landslide in 1995, just before I arrived.

I always expected the hill to come suddenly sliding down across the homes and highway to the ocean as I went by. (See T.C. Boyle story: “La Conchita,” in which he imagines this, too.) And I never believed you could entirely fault the avocado and lemon growers atop the hill. While lovely, this is just one of those spots where, geologically and logically, no one is supposed to live. (See New Orleans.)

There’s great geologic analysis by my old UCSB geology professors backing me up on this: Recent Landslides In La Conchita, California Belong To Much Larger Prehistoric Slide.


"Landslides similar or larger than the 1995 and 2005 events may occur next year or in coming decades, during or shortly after intense rain," said Larry D. Gurrola, geologist and graduate student at the University of California, Santa Barbara. "People tend to have short memories when it comes to geologic hazards such as landslides. If people continue to live in La Conchita, more lives will be lost in the future and this is unacceptable."
Of course, no disrespect to the victims.

1995 landslide


2005 landslide





And to be fair:



Really, really terrible op-ed by me published in the Pacific Coast Business Times regarding the mudslide. Sort of.

 

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