Wednesday, December 10, 2008

After my third one in two weeks, I wonder...


Why does "continental breakfast" at business events ALWAYS have to mean chopped fruit (the same four: melons, strawberries, pineapples, and grapes), tiny croissants, and bagels with cream cheese? I need some protein, people. Can I please get a side o' bacon? A hard-boiled egg? Or perhaps you could mix it up with a Pop Tart or two. I think I'll start sneaking champagne in my purse to add to the orange juice and make these things more exciting.

1 comments:

Klaus Varley said...

Because it is from the Continent of Fruit...right next to Austraila.

 

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